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Good, clean jokes.

Ready for the holiday parties? Need to break the ice? Try these out…1

  • I wanted to grow my own food, but I couldn’t find any bacon seeds.
  • I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
  • I’ve got no home, no control, and I can’t see any escape. It’s past time for me to get a new keyboard.
  • Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.
  • It is so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
  • Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
  • What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.





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