Ready for the holiday parties? Need to break the ice? Try these out…
- I wanted to grow my own food, but I couldn’t find any bacon seeds.
- I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
- I’ve got no home, no control, and I can’t see any escape. It’s past time for me to get a new keyboard.
- Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.
- It is so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
- Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
- What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.